like how do you come up with such clever things in a matter of seconds and sustain the ability to vocalize these thoughts in enough time that it’s still relevant to the situation?
i wanna be like you.
i want to be funny.
(via thechocolatebrigade)
I’m a witty bitch when I can use words right.
I was born this way.
Wit is the lovechild of intelligence and timing.
It’s called word vomit. Sometimes it is a gift, and sometimes it’s a highly inappropriate curse I would like to have an...